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Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2017 4:18pm

On his first day at the Sierra Natura nudist colony dear old Geoff takes off his clothes, and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and Geoff immediately gets an erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, 'Did you call for me?'

Geoff replies, 'No, what do you mean?'

She says, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Geoff continues to explore the nudist colony's facilities. He enters the sauna and, as he sits down, he farts...

Within seconds, a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam-room toward him, 'Did you call for me?' says the hairy man.

'No, what do you mean?' says Geoff

'You must be new,' says the hairy man, 'it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.'

The huge man easily spins him around, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

Then Geoff staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she says.

Geoff yells, 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the ?400 membership fee.'

'But, Sir,' she replies, 'you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities.'

Geoff replies, 'Listen lady, I'm 75 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but I fart 35 times a day!'


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Sun Aug 6, 2017 4:24pm

Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2017 4:24pm

Thank you for spelling my name correctly, Jim, I hate it when people call me Jeff!

Geoff.


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jimtaylor

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Sun Aug 6, 2017 4:53pm

Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2017 4:53pm

Why ever did you imagine I was thinking about you when I did this, seeing you're a positive youngster!

I must however visit Sierra Espuma sometime when I'm up that way - the young receptionist is apparently a positive delight to look at.


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Sun Aug 6, 2017 7:46pm

Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2017 7:46pm

Why ever did you imagine I was thinking about you

Why ever not? I did.........................!

Steve


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Sun Aug 6, 2017 8:19pm

Posted: Sun Aug 6, 2017 8:19pm

I used to like you Steve!

Geoff.


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