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British sarcastic humour at its best

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#1 Aaitch



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Posted 13 November 2014 - 01:10 PM

British sarcastic humour at it's very best.
British tax return

This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return.
The HMRC (Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs) has returned the Tax Return to a man in STANSTED after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question: "Do you have anyone dependant on you?" he wrote:
"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 650 idiots in Parliament and the whole of the European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was Unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was:
"SORRY -Who did I miss out?"



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#2 greytop



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Posted 14 November 2014 - 10:39 AM

He missed out HMRC

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