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#1 jimtaylor

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Posted 13 December 2016 - 10:57 AM

A farmer is sitting in the bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

 

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

 

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

 

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

 

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

 

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

 

Man: So what happened then?

 

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

 

Man: And then?

 

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

 

Man: Again?

 

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

 

Man: So, what did you do then?

 

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

 

Man: And then?

 

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

 

Man: Hmmm?

 

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

 

Man: So, what did you do?

 

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my trousers fell down and my wife walked in...................

 


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