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#1 greytop

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Posted 04 November 2016 - 07:47 PM

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with
one of her more precocious students.
 
The teacher asked, Johnnie, what exactly is your problem?
 
Johnnie answered, I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
 
My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is!
 
I think I should be in the 3rd grade, too!
 
Ms. Brooks finally had enough; she took Johnnie to the principal's office.
 
While Johnnie waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the
situation to the principal.
 
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.
 
If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the
1st grade and behave.
 
She agreed.
 
Johnnie was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
he happily agreed to take the test.
 
Principal: What is 3 x 3?
 
Johnnie: 9.
 
Principal: What is 6 x 6?
 
Johnnie: 36.
 
And so it went with every question the principal thought a bright
3rd grader should know.
 
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, Yknow, I reckon
Johnnie can go to the 3rdgrade.
 
But Ms. Brooks is still sceptical of the little bugger and says to
the principal, Not so fast, let me ask him a few questions.
 
The principal and Johnnie both agree.
 
Ms. Brooks asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
 
Johnnie, after a moment: Legs.
 
Ms. Brooks: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
 
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
 
Johnnie replied: Pockets. to the Principals great relief..
 
Ms. Brooks: What does a dog do that a man steps into?
 
Johnnie: Pants.
 
By now, the principal is sitting forward with his mouth hanging open.
 
Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
 
Now the principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
intervene, Johnnie replied, Bubble gum.
Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
down and a dog does on three legs?
 
Johnnie: Shake hands.
 
The principal is now trembling with apprehension as Ms. Brooks asks
the last question.
 
Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' and
indicates a great deal of heat and excitement?
 
Johnnie: Fire truck.
 
The principal breaths a huge sigh of relief and tells the teacher,
Put the little shit in 5thGrade; I got the last seven questions wrong myself.
 
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