I was walking around Harrogate and I saw that there was a "Muslim Book Store."
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I went in.
As I was wandering around taking a look, the assistant stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I asked, "Do you have a copy of The UK Immigration Department's policy on Muslims and Illegal Immigrants?"
The assistant said, "F*ck off, get out and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"